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SMS JOKES


	after marriage it is self-defense “When a man holds a woman hands?” When a man holds a woman’s hand before mar...	Jun-04
	Aik aurat jannat kai Farishtay sai boli Aik aurat jannat kai Farishtay sai boli: Mera nikah mere duniya wale shohar sai...	Jan-19
	Every Man needs a Beautiful wife Every Man needs a Beautiful wife, intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife, ...	Jan-19
	Dil ki batain btana acha lgta hai Dil ki batain btana acha lgta hai Mngaitar k sath sair pe jana acha lgta hai ...	Jan-13
	Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya, Wife-Koun Thi Wo? H...	Jan-05
	So East or West KANWARA is the Best He + She = Love, He + She + Love = Marriage, He + S + L + M = Child, He + S +...	Oct-08
	What was the first thing your husband Lawyer: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that mor...	Oct-08
	Tootay huye dil ka Murabba bana gai Tootay huye dil ka Murabba bana gai, Ghar ko mere kachray ka dabba bana gai, S...	Oct-08
	Husband to a newly wed wife Husband to a newly wed wife! I could go to the end of the world for you Wife...	Aug-22
	A little kid asks his Dad A little kid asks his Dad, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” “...	May-17
	LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED It’s funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED. It’s like asking s...	May-17
	Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay k baad aik hi baat ka afsos hota hay kaash ...	May-17
	Marriage is the process Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have pre...	May-17
	Before marriage and after marriage He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: NO...	May-17
	Thought of long life Man : Is there any way for long life? Doctor : Get married. Man : Will it he...	May-17
	A wife asked her husband A wife asked her husband: “What do you like most in me my pretty face or my sexy...	May-17
	Marriage means expectations Marriagemeans expectations and expectations mean conflict...	May-17
	Wife said i will die Wife:-I will die. Husband:- I will also die. Wife:-why will you die? Husban...	May-17
	After 25 yrs wife said After 25 yrs wife said: Do u remember when u proposed me,I was so overwhelmed I ...	May-17