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Sardar SMS Jokes

Sardar M.B.B.S

 


Once, a Sardar applied to Medical School . Needless to say, he never made it..

These are the answers he gave…

ANTIBODY - against everyone

ARTERY - the study of fine paintings

BACTERIA - back part of a cafeteria

CAESARIAN SECTION - a district in Rome

CARDIOLOGY - advanced study of playing cards

CAT SCAN - searching for lost kitty

CHRONIC - neck of a crow

COMA - punctuation mark

DIAGNOSIS - person with a slanted nose

DILATE - the late Welsh princess

GALLBLADDER - bladder in a girl

GENES - blue denim

HERNIA - she is close by

HYMEN - greeting to several males

IMPOTENT - distinguished, well-known

LABOR PAIN - hurt at work

LACTOSE - person without digits on the foot

LIPOSUCTION - a French kiss

LYMPH - walk unsteadily

MICROBES - small dressing gowns

OBESITY - city of Obe

SECRETION - hiding anything

TABLET - small table

ULTRASOUND - radical noise
 
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